Last Christmas, my wife gave me a book called 642 THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. That was thoughtful of her since she knows I like to pretend to be a writer. So, of course, I placed it on a bookshelf and promptly forgot about it, which was quite thoughtless on my part. Fast forward to now, which is almost a year later. I saw the book sitting on the table along with several other items that my wife had planned to…
Thanksgiving is hands down my favorite holiday. What’s not to like? There is food, alcohol, and football. Those right there are three out of the four basic things needed to make this small cog a happy boy. The fourth one is sex, but really, sex is pretty much off the table after stuffing myself into a food coma. Oh yea, and being thankful for things. Of course, I am thankful for my family who is spread all across North America. From Virginia…
If you haven’t already figured it out by the title, I’m going to get a little dirty in this post. So if that’s not your thing, now would be a good time to hit the cat videos on You Tube. Still here? Yea I thought so. Continuing on… I have the ability to see/hear something dirty in just about anything I encounter. When I’m listening to music I often find myself involuntarily replacing the lyrics to make them dirty. Take…