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Why Don’t You Make Like A Tree And Get Outta Here?

Why Don’t You Make Like A Tree And Get Outta Here?

I think that I shall never seeA poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prestAgainst the earth’s sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day,And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in Summer wearA nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain;Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me,But only God can make a tree. By Joyce Kilmer We had to…

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Sawyer Goes To The Lake

Sawyer Goes To The Lake

I got to spend the Valentine’s Day weekend up in my beloved Mountains with my wife and best friend, Michelle, and our two children, Sawyer, and Finn. They are furry four-legged children. The trip was awesome! I didn’t want to come home and thought very seriously about running away. But then I wouldn’t be able to afford internet service anymore and I didn’t want to deprive y’all of my presence. So I reluctantly returned home. We met a couple with…

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Ari Is Not A Real (Estate) Novelist

Ari Is Not A Real (Estate) Novelist

Have you ever been listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel and wondering exactly what a Real Estate Novelist is, or how Paul can be one? Turns out there is no such thing as a real estate novelist. He is just a real estate broker who’s been working on a novel for a long time. I can identify with Paul on that one but you would have to call me an Electronics Technician Novelist. A lot of times I don’t…

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Off The Road Again

Off The Road Again

This isn’t really much of a post. We stayed in our favorite cabin up in the mountains during the Labor Day long weekend. Normally I would have taken that time to do some hiking. However, my health situation is still preventing me from doing that. So, we did the next best thing and did a little off-roading in the jeep. Thought I would share some of the Go Pro video I shot during the ride. Fair warning – if you…

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Just A Small Story

Just A Small Story

It’s been awhile since I told a story.  This is not a story about a grand adventure, it’s just a small adventure.  Last weekend my son and his girlfriend accompanied me on a planned hike.  WAIT!  Don’t close the window yet.  This is not only a story about hiking again.  I swear!  Just hang with me a little longer. As I was saying, we drove out early Saturday morning for about an hour drive to a trail I’ve been wanting…

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Stay on the trail, stay on the trail, stay on the trail…

Stay on the trail, stay on the trail, stay on the trail…

It’s been over a month since I posted something!  I have been so busy lately that I haven’t even had random stupid shit popping into my head to write about.  I still don’t have anything to write about.  So lucky you, guess what you get?  That’s right.  Another hiking post, and this one isn’t even a real post.  I’m just going to show you a video of me taking my youngest dog, Finn, out for his first hike.  Riveting no? …

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Not The Hiking Story I Thought I Would Be Telling

Not The Hiking Story I Thought I Would Be Telling

“No plan survives first contact with the enemy.” – Paraphrased from Field Marshal Helmuth Karl Bernhard Graf von Moltke “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no telling where you might be swept off to.” –J.R.R. Tolkien Well, I’m back from my hiking adventure and as you can probably surmise from the title and the quotes that followed, things did not go exactly according to…

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Think I’ll Go For A Stroll

Think I’ll Go For A Stroll

This isn’t really a post.  It’s more of a “Yes, I’m still alive” message.  I know I haven’t posted anything lately and there might be 2.5 people out there wondering why.  I also have been mostly absent from reading and commenting on my favorite blogs.  Don’t worry.  I haven’t thrown in the towel.  I’ve just been slammed at work lately and I’ve also been consumed with preparing for something.  Hmm, what was it I was preparing for?  Oh yeah, I…

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The One Where An Evil Spell Was Cast During Trail Magic

The One Where An Evil Spell Was Cast During Trail Magic

  Another hiking story.  I don’t plan these.  They just happen.  Like literally last weekend.  I promise I’ll get back to some rants and banal observations soon.  My draft folder is littered with unfinished ones.  But for now this is what you get. Should we stay or should we go? If you’ve been following along for the past few months you know that I have been spending some extended time in southern Mississippi for work.  Last Friday I flew back…

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Back In The Mississippi Mud

Back In The Mississippi Mud

This is not really a post.  It’s another hiking collage.  Some of you probably don’t find that interesting so I thought I would give you a warning right off the bat.  Consider yourself warned.  You can now go watch soccer playing alpacas on YouTube.  I won’t even trick you into a Rickroll this time.  I know, I’m the goods.  For those of you who do like hiking stuff read on.  I’m back in southern Mississippi for work.  My son, Dusty, is…

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