A couple years ago I tore the retina in my left eye. It’s a whole thing that really doesn’t have a humorous note. Unless you count the fact that after the surgery I was required to stare at my feet for six weeks and had to sit in one of those massage chairs and drink my beer from a straw because I couldn’t tilt my head back. I’m counting that.
In the year after the initial surgery I had to have a couple more follow up procedures done to correct side effects that were commonly encountered. The last one was laser surgery and they gave you this form to let you know when it was and things you needed to do beforehand. When I read it, my OCD/D condition quickly informed me that the form had some issues. So I sent them a message on Facebook with my suggestions and a picture of how I would correct the form.
Surprisingly, I didn’t get a response, or even a like. Eye guess they didn’t see eye to eye with my brand of humor. Eye am quite grateful that some of you do.